You might be a BorderCollic if you have experienced any of these warning signs:
Instead of just counting sheep to fall asleep, you give commands to the Border Collie driving them.
When it is time to set your clocks back, you turn the hands "Away To Me."
You give your kids all one-syllable names. Meg's okay with it, but Moss and Wisp are a little iffy.
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If any of these signs sound like you, then you have come to the right place!
We are BorderCollics Anonymous and we're here to take advantage of your addiction. We hope that our collection of training tools and Border Collie-themed apparel and gifts will help you foster your addiction, or enable the BorderCollic in your life!
Once you have had a chance to peruse our selection, you will be able to stand up proudly and proclaim to the world...